check out my sick elephant!

I’m loving the sick elephant series on right now over at Wondermark.

I started reposting them all here for myself, but the best thing you can do is go to the first in the series and click through them on his site, so he gets good feels from knowing people are reading them. And so you’ll never know if you’re reading an elephant comic until you know you’re reading an elephant comic. 

Don’t deprive yourself — go read them

The second best thing you can do is read them all here if you’re too lazy to click through.

Putting the No in Nose

Truly, perhaps all animals are elephants with leprosies of various severity

In which an Elephant is sick

Still undetermined: the type of pachyderm the leprous beast actually is. This is a new frontier for animal science

In which the Sickness descends

And honestly, I feel great!

A Memory Set in Stone

Whenever you buy a tombstone they give you a little wagon to pull it around in. That’s standard

In which a Case is cracked

Tusks are made of chitin, obviously.

In which a Professional is found

An easy enough mistake to make — the practice noodlenosers back in veteronorfian school are all wooden models from the 30s.

Bones of Stone, Heart of Gold

THE HEIST OF THE EPOCH!!!

Bones of Stone, For the Bold

fortunately there are lots of handy how-to techniques for this process on SkelShare.com

In which the Staff is short

It is definitely a literal bone thing. That doesn’t rule out it ALSO being a sex thing, but it is definitely, foremost, a bone thing.

The Cossack Gone Astray

Turns out you can weave a LOT of Chekhov short story titles into 17 short lines of dialogue

In which the Stacks hold Facts

‘The Scarlet Herring’ seemed like it was gonna be pretty good, but then it never really went anywhere.

In which a Tract is hacked

That tract was originally about a kid who valued his special trousers over the love of his family. You know, real relatable content